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Can Liverpool FC Rejoin Europe’s Elite?

The question on everyone’s lips, well perhaps predominantly the ‘red’ half of Merseyside, is ‘will we get a Champions League place?’

I will would absolutely love it when if this was the achievement of the 2013/14 Premier League season, but at the same time, I am a realist. It won’t be easy.

Before any presumptions are wrongly made, this isn’t because I think Joe Allen is useless, or Sir Alex Ferguson is controlling English football’s Illuminati. It is purely based on the lack of depth in the squad.

Liverpool Football Club has never failed to convince me – going in to any game that they’ve participated in since I began supporting them – that they can win it. I don’t think anyone can seriously believe that they will 100% not obtain something from a game. They still have that ‘winning’ aura.

Can Brendan Rodgers lead the reds into Europe next year?

Can Brendan Rodgers lead the reds into Europe next year?

If I go onto Facebook on a Saturday evening and Liverpool have lost, and Manchester United have won (they will do this again eventually), the United supporters’ posts are never to do with the fact that they’ve picked up three points; they’re more interested in the fact Liverpool have dropped three. When the fan base of one of, if not the only club in the country worthy of comparing their glorious history to that of Liverpool’s, you know that people on the outside are still very much ‘bothered’ by how they get on.

I think a subject widely open for debate, is Brendan Rodgers’ inbound transfer activity. I have no qualms with any of the movement occurring in the opposite direction, apart from sending Fabio Borini out on loan. But even the doubts about that move aren’t based on a strong belief in the Italian’s talent. It’s because, as we are now seeing, we simply don’t have enough quality to come in when a first choice player is sidelined.

Patience is something that Liverpool’s supporters have been asked for, and it is still yet to see just how much the likes of Tiago Ilori and Luis Alberto can offer in the future, but at the age of twenty-six, Iago Aspas should probably have been at the required level by this stage of his career. That said, without offering him much playing time, it’s difficult to say whether or not he is or not.

Daniel Sturridge has undoubtedly been the most consistent performer so far this season, regardless of Luis Suarez’s late arrival into the mix. When I saw the report that Sturridge would be out for up to eight weeks, my immediate vision was that we would gradually slip down the table in a fiasco of wasted chances and leaky goals.

We then proceeded to put in disappointing performance against a battling Hull City side, losing 3-1. This can’t purely be based on half of the ‘SAS’ being missing, however. It’s becoming clear that despite this Summer’s attempt at bolstering the defensive options, there is still something not working at the back. Of course, Jose Enrique’s absence until February is a blow, though it has to be said that youngster Jon Flanagan has looked promising at left back.

Referring to these transfers, I was particularly pleased at the signing of Kolo Toure, and remain intrigued by what Mamadou Sakho will offer.

In the loan business, Victor Moses certainly has promise and could well be a key member of the squad; however I’m unconvinced by Aly Cissokho thus far.

Simon Mignolet has been fantastic so far this season, and I genuinely feel that his performances are not complimented nearly enough by the figure of four clean sheets in fifteen matches. This deal was definitely the buy of the transfer window for Rodgers.

In midfield, Henderson has improved a lot from last season, and has warranted his selection. As ever, skipper Steven Gerrard has remained an integral part of the squad, but he could now be out for up to six weeks. Another disappointing factor is that Lucas appears to be struggling to find the form he enjoyed prior to the lengthy absences he’s suffered through injury.

Captain and Midfield Maestro Steven Gerrard faces being sidelined for up to 8 weeks after suffering a Hamstring injury. Credit: Getty Images

Steven Gerrard suffered a Hamstring injury against West Ham. Credit: Getty Images

Our attacking options, in my opinion, are definitely where we struggle.

Luis Suarez is incredible. It doesn’t matter what anybody thinks of him as a human being, as a footballer, it would simply be moronic to deny that he is one of the best players in the world at the moment. As mentioned, Daniel Sturridge has also proven himself as a more than able goal scorer. It just has to be hoped that he can limit the time he is injured, an issue that has seemed to affect his career until now.

Besides the SAS, young Philippe Coutinho looks set to become a hugely inspirational member of the side, but is yet to pose much of a threat when it comes to goals. Raheem Sterling is still very young, and whilst he offers incredible pace, his final product needs polishing. This could, and should, improve in time.

At full strength, we have seen that Liverpool have more than enough firepower to threaten anybody, but the current injury to Daniel Sturridge has highlighted that there is nobody who is yet able to step into the side and continue where he has left off.

This could have been where Borini would finally prove himself as a Liverpool striker, but as he is on loan, Aspas has failed to impress and Luis Alberto not having chance to do much at all, there is an awful lot of pressure on Luis Suarez. Rodgers has said that the team ‘can’t rely’ on the Uruguayan, but if Aspas and Alberto aren’t going to start, what option do the side have?

Liverpool need assistance for Luis Suarez in front of goal.

Liverpool need assistance for Luis Suarez in front of goal.

January will be an interesting transfer window, and I cannot wait to see if and who Rodgers brings in, and ships out. It’ll also be a very interesting period on the pitch, as we see if Liverpool can take their (until now) strong start in the first half of the season over into 2014. I believe they can, but they will have to earn it.

YNWA.

(Some) People on the Internet

Some of you will know that I was on television earlier this week, having worked as an undercover reporter for the BBC programme, Panorama.

In this role, I actually gained employment at another company, purely for the purposes of my BBC job. Just to get those who didn’t see or read about the documentary, the focus was on the working conditions of said employer.

Whilst I’m very proud of the fact that I managed to get a gig like the one I refer to, so early in my career, that isn’t the topic I wish to address; the internet is.

I had been advised against it, and even had the common sense to realise I probably shouldn’t, but I just couldn’t help myself when it came to having a crafty glance at the ‘comments’ sections beneath the news reports covering the story.

Some reported questionably on the topic, even down to portraying me as an employee who had contacted the BBC, and admittedly, people’s opinions are always going to be affected by what they have read before sharing their thought’s, and how what they have read is written.

That doesn’t take away from the sheer ignorance some people suffer from. I’m sure every single person who has had their face in the public eye (albeit on varying scales) would learn a lot that they didn’t know about themselves with just a quick scouring of themselves over Google.

Did you know that I’d never worked a day in my life before? That I just sit behind a desk all day, and that’s all I’ve done since I was at school? That I’ve been given everything I have, and I’ve never had to earn anything? No? Me neither. This is because none of it is true.

I feel for these poor people, who must have been misled when researching my life. I feel duty-bound to help them out with this.

Firstly, whilst I haven’t worked 24 hours straight (a day) in my life, I had jobs prior to the work I undertook for the programme. Some have involved being sat down, occasionally at a desk, but the majority of positions have been manual. I even spent half of my time in a warehouse when I had an administration role.

I am not, and have not, been ‘given’ everything I have. My first job was at the age of 13, admittedly just as a paperboy, but I have never been too far away from employment ever since. Even whilst I was studying at university ‘living it up (another pearl of information I found online)’, I was working.

Now, I understand people think differently and people have varying levels of intelligence, but what cannot be respected, is the opinion of somebody who knows so little about a subject, or person in this case. This is about all I’m going to indirectly write towards those in question, as becoming personal would be hypocritical.

This piece may even look like I’m ‘whinging’ – another interesting description of me, none the less – but I am not. My initial attitude to the comments was an acceptance that there are always going to be presumptuous and ill-informed people who make themselves look silly, whilst hiding behind a computer screen. This was soon followed by a slightly agitated mood, brought on by the increasing urge that I felt to respond.

It was at this stage that I took note of the advice given to me, and stopped reading, as it was actually quite boring to read after a while.

Finally, I felt amused. I find it hilarious that people were actually so bothered by something that doesn’t even directly affect them, that they felt it worthwhile, and possibly in some cases even necessary, to offer their input to world.

So thank you for the laughs.

* I’d also like to offer my gratitude to those who were positive about the story. *

A Family Christmas (Poem)

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As it is that time of year again, I felt like sharing a little piece of poetry I (yes, really) produced for my Creative Writing poetry portfolio during my second year of University studies. Enjoy…

 

 

A Family Christmas

 

Christmas to children means wishing for gifts,

But to the parents it brings extra shifts.

With little time for a ‘Hello Honey’,

They are back to work to earn more money.

 

Christmas to children brings hope for snow,

But do parents want it? I don’t think so!

Icy roads are really quite unpleasant;

The things we do to buy loved ones presents.

 

Christmas to children means playing with toys,

But parents get headaches with all the noise.

Dinner though, may give the adults some cheer,

Before falling asleep after a beer.

 

Christmas to children is full of magic,

But for the parents, it can be tragic.

 

 

Thanks to boblea for the image.

© All creative written content on this page is copyright of Adam Littler. 2012

Review – The Red Lion, Northop. 19th October 2012.

This evening was my third meal in recent memory, at the Red Lion pub in Northop, Flintshire.

I’m not a regular guest at the establishment, but that has good reason, due to the first experience being a poor one, which delayed a return prior to the much better second one. Interestingly, I was perfectly happy with everything in that next visit.

I must remember that these earlier visits are both insignificant, as I am basing my shared opinion on the last visit I have made to the pub.

Presumably due to our reasonably early ‘tea-time’ arrival of 16.30, the place was practically empty. This normally leads to both a promising quality and speed of service. It didn’t.

In fairness, we weren’t exactly waiting an eternity to have our orders taken or to have dishes delivered to the table. The quality of service, however, was rather sub-standard.

Post-drink serving, I opted for fish and chips, with a portion of ‘normal’ peas, as opposed to the mushy kind, which were featured in the sparse menu. As it is a pub as opposed to a multi-Michelin starred restaurant, I’d accepted the lack of variety, and the fact it was very much going to be a basic menu – the lack of vegetable-based or even ‘healthy’ meals was a little disappointing, though.

For my 2 year-old son we ‘mutually’ decided on chicken nuggets with baked beans and the same home-made chips my girlfriend, Emma, and I had included in our main courses; she ordered curry with a half and half mix of rice and chips.

Like similar venues, the Red Lion has a deal on all week to entice custom; a 2 courses for 2 people for £12 offer is very reasonable, and perhaps goes some way to explaining the bog-standard variety, or lack of.

Deciding on starters rather than desserts, Emma had garlic mushrooms, and I had the soup of the day. This serving riled me a little. The carrot and coriander soup was perfectly edible, but I tend to anticipate a warm bread roll on the side, as opposed to a slice of bread, of which the texture suggested could have been left on out on the kitchen side for far longer than the duration of preparing the starter.

Another thing that was disappointing at this stage, was the fact that we had kindly requested that the child’s meal arrived with the starters. It didn’t. We were then abruptly informed that it would ‘be coming when it’s ready’. In fairness, maybe the member of staff was ill-informed and didn’t realise that we had specifically asked for it to come prior to the stage we so rudely enquired about it’s whereabouts.

Eventually it arrived, not long before the other main courses. One thing that certainly wasn’t disappointing was the portion sizes, most notably the child’s meal. For £3.95 he did receive more than enough to satisfy his appetite. Unfortunately, some ketchup was obviously too much to ask for, as it took staring at and providing unimpressed looks towards the waitress for 10 minutes to remind her that she’d promised to ‘just go and get some.’

As for the food, it was absolutely fine. One thing I do like about the Red Lion is that the food does help maintain a ‘village pub’ feel, as it generally appears to be fresh produce.

The sheer conflict in different areas of the dining experience make it almost impossible to provide a generalised rating, so breaking it into factors is the most accurate method:

Service: On the whole, this was really quite poor. There was generally ‘service with a smile’, but the lack of quality of doing the job was disappointing to say the least.

Price: As mentioned before, this is very reasonable. The bill came to around £20 for a couple of 2-course meals, a child’s main and drinks.

Food: Fine. Portion sizes were great, food was appetising enough. Cold, plain bread being served on the side of soup is a bit pathetic, though.

Overall: I would recommend eating there, because you do get value for money on the table, and service another day may well be at least satisfactory.

Address: The Red Lion, 3 High Street, Northop, Mold, Flintshire CH7 6BQ

Tel: 01352 840 808

Review: Skepta – Make Peace Not War

After releasing a number of free tracks in the last couple of months, the self-proclaimed King of Grime has dropped the second single from his forthcoming fourth studio album, The Honeymoon.

When I saw the title, I had half-expected to hear a deep tune, complete with meaningful lyrics, possibly inspired by last August’s London riots and the like. But this was a huge misconception. Instead, Make Peace Not War is an upbeat, and kind of cheesy ‘Hip-Pop’ type track, full of self-praising lyricism from the Tottenham emcee.  The song does receive a bonus point for the sampling of C+C Music Factory’s Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) in the instrumental, though.

Whilst Skepta discusses important subjects such as fashion, jewellery and his now affluent lifestyle, there is no mention of warfare or the suffering of others. Despite this, the lyricism features Skepta’s usual wit, with lines such as ‘these other guys just ain’t got the stamina, me? I rock ‘n’ roll like Noel Gallagher’ standing out.
 

The visuals for Make Peace Not War have also been released, and are quite entertaining, with cameos from T4 and Radio 1 presenter Matt Edmondson and 1Xtra DJ Mista Jam, amongst other friends from the business.

On the whole, the track isn’t actually that bad. It is obviously another attempt to follow up his biggest hit, Rescue Me, which peaked at number 14 in the UK chart back in 2010, and has the potential to do so. It should also be popular in the clubs – but what it won’t do is satisfy fans of grime music. However, he has often claimed to try and balance the more commercial sound that is required to be successful in the mainstream, whilst not forgetting the genre that gave him his popularity, and his recent free tracks seemed to target his more ‘underground’ fan base.

How well his new album charts upon release will probably be the defining point in his musical career, as he will certainly be looking to advance on last year’s Doin’ It Again, which hit 19 in the album’s chart. But in the meantime, the Honeymoon may be over for this single.

Check out the video for Make Peace Not War here.

Release Date: 29th April 2012

Talented Flintshire Singer Through To Competition’s Regional Finals


Local singer Tammy Turner has earned a place in the regional finals of a national singing competition, after impressing judges at a recent audition.

Former Mold Alun High School pupil Tammy, 20, successfully made it through the Liverpool audition of this year’s UK Open Mic competition on 21st August, and will now compete again on 6th November, for the opportunity to sing at the Grand Final at London’s o2 arena.

Her rendition of ‘Killing Me Softly’ was performed in front of a panel of six judges and four fellow competitors, as performers were invited to the stage in groups of five. Recalling her audition, Tammy said: ‘My performance went well! I always think I can do better though.’

Despite being pleased with her performance, she did have a worrying moment during the event: ‘The judges stopped me singing after the chorus, I didn’t even get to the verse which did make me quite nervous as I couldn’t determine whether it was a good reaction or bad reaction!’

Her main musical influences are the sounds of Motown and Northern Soul, and she has a list of artists she aspires to, stating that Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Joss Stone, Alicia Keys and Amy Winehouse are all idols to her.

The regional finals will be filmed for Sky TV as well as a live audience and judging panel which could include the likes of BBC Radio 1 DJ Ras Kwame and former boy band member Dane Bowers.

Despite the added pressure of the live show, Tammy is confident it won’t affect her performance, stating: ‘I always get really nervous before performing, but once I start singing the nerves soon disappear.’

The UK Open Mic website describes the music competition as the largest in Britain, which allows singers, songwriters and rappers to perform and hopefully get signed to a record label. 
Auditions are held across the UK, with performers competing to win a recording contract and up to £30,000 investment.

As well as performing in November, competitors are also expected to compile a portfolio containing evidence of self-promotion from the lead up to their performance in the competition. Gigging in the local area is an important part of this, and Tammy aims to perform all over the Flintshire, Wrexham and Chester areas.

Amongst previous winners of the competition is talented young singer Birdy. The 15 year old, whose impressive cover of Bon Iver’s Skinny Love was made record of the week on Radio 1, before it peaked at number 17 in the UK singles chart, won the competition in 2008 at the age of 12.

For further information on UK Open Mic, please visit the official website: www.openmicuk.co.uk

For gigs and news from Tammy Turner, please visit her Facebook page: ‘Tammy Turner UKopenmic’.

Product Review – KEEN footwear – Infant Coronado Shoe

American shoe manufacturers KEEN were founded in 2003 by Martin Keen and Rory Fuerst. They produce a wide range of footwear, from sandals to casual shoes. Their range is available to men, women and children.

The first pair of shoes created by KEEN were in fact a sandal which also designed to protect the toes of those wearing them, featuring a black bumper which covered the front of the sandal.

This black bumper is also included in the design of the product I am reviewing – the child’s Coronado  shoe.

My son is like every other 16 month old infant. He runs around, trips and bumps into things on numerous occasions throughout his daily routine. So as you can imagine, the black bumper featured on the Coronado shoes is a bonus on top of the stylish design.

The Coronado shoes are produced using ‘vulcanised eco-friendly construction’, which means my son has a pair of longer lasting and hard wearing pair of shoes, which were also made causing minimal damage to the environment.

Whilst I’m in no position to comment on whether or not my son’s little pair of shoes have played a big role in speeding up global warming or not, I can say that there is no signs of wear and tear after a few weeks. The canvas upper seems very easy to clean anyway.

The Coronado shoes do look quite bulky, but aren’t in fact overly heavy. However, they seem to have successfully corrected my son’s occasional habit of walking on his toes

The sizes available in the infant section range from 3 to 6 (in UK sizes). There are also a number of colours to suit boys and girls, such as blue, pink and olive. Olive was my selection, as I, being the fashion guru that I am, felt the colour would be the most versatile with different outfits.

My son is unable to comment on the comfort and fitting of the shoes, but KEEN claim the fit is ‘true to size’, so this hasn’t seemed to be an issue. The EVA footbed included in the design of the shoes also allows me to presume that they are fairly comfortable to wear.

As for the price, Nature Shop‘s £24.95 isn’t really too hefty when looking at other brands and producers of good quality footwear. After all, it is extremely important for us to take care of our feet, especially our children’s.

To view the Coronado or the rest of KEEN’s infant range  - click here  

Mr ShaoDow Gets Stronger

Mr ShaoDow (pronounced Sha-Ow-Dough) is an independent artist from Oxford, who certainly has a unique sound, as well as being versatile in his lyrically intelligent, multi-syllable flow. He takes his name from his expertise in Shaolin Kung Fu, which he studied after travelling to China alone at the age of 18. It was there that he discovered music, and it appears he hasn’t looked back since.

On his journey so far, ShaoDow has single-handedly sold 4,000 copies of his CD across the UK. He has headlined the o2 Academy in his hometown, and appeared on Tim Westwood’s show on BBC Radio 1Xtra. On top of that he has supported the likes of Skepta, Devlin and Chase & Status and was recently asked by ‘Wearing My Rolex’ artist Wiley to support the Manchester leg of his UK tour.

Not a bad effort at all from a man who is his own manager and record label.

The self-confessed ‘multi-genre artist’ is set to release his new single ‘Get Stronger’ after enlisting the services of Grime scene veteran Ghetts.

The single will be available on Friday 3rd June, with the official video, an original animation from Stone of Fluid Anims, being premiered by the UK’s leading online broadcaster, SB.TV, on Saturday 4th June.

The energetic ‘Get Stronger’ is produced by Mr SnowMan, who has mixed in a bass filled mix of Dubstep and Grime, which complements the high powered lyricism, as well as giving the track the durability of being popular with more commercially minded listeners as well as setting an underground rave alight.

Despite the prolific feature of Ghetts, who drops an impressive verse on the track, ShaoDow certainly isn’t outshone in any way, as he and Ghetts both successfully take on what is described by ShaoDow as ‘a topic everybody can relate to’, with three intelligent and angrily projected verses, and an even angrier and surprisingly catchy chorus.

There is also a remix of the single, which is ‘a Dubstep/Rock/Drum & Bass invention created by talented artist/producer AK’. The remix is another track that would be well received on the dance floor, but isn’t comparable to the 3 minute adrenaline rush that is the original.

The release will be completed with an additional song called ‘Stay Away’. This is another ‘banger’ produced by Mr SnowMan, which could easily have been a release in its own right, as opposed to a B-side. This track features a quick-fire, skippy verse from ShaoDow followed by Ghetts again, who’s input on this track is arguably even more impressive than on ‘Get Stronger’. The track is completed with a decent feature from Birmingham MC ‘Vader’.

If you are a supporter of UK music, then 3rd June should be an important date in your diary as this single is well worth getting hold of.

For more information and updates on ShaoDow, visit his official website – http://www.MrShaoDow.com

Look out for a review of the official music video on or after 4th June.

A 21st Birthday with a twist (and an AA van)

Amsterdam

Most people want to have memorable 21st birthday celebration, and I certainly did; unfortunately not all for the right reasons.

I am the type of person who likes to learn something every day, and I also enjoy looking at how different people live their lives. Not to mention the fact I don’t get away as often as I’d like, which is why I was delighted when I discovered my partner had arranged for me to go on a P&O Ferries mini cruise from Hull to Amsterdam for my birthday.

Despite the trip being booked in order to celebrate my day of birth 21 years earlier (13th January), it was in fact just less than a couple of weeks before the actual date (2nd January to 4th January), but this is an unimportant fact.

Given the time of year, we obviously expected it to be very cold; forecasts even predicting lower temperatures than I had been experiencing at home. We therefore packed accordingly, with plenty of knits and sweaters. The cruise was booked for a bargain price of £36 per person, but food and drink were of course not included. That meant we had to have a comfortable amount of Pounds Sterling to see us through the 2 evenings we were to spend on the cruise ferry, and Euros to enjoy the day in Amsterdam.

The morning came to leave for Hull, and so we proceeded to our destination, 10 of us separated into 3 cars. Before even getting onto the motorway, my car left the other 2 behind, as we stopped at a local garage as somebody wanted a drink. This was no major issue at the time, as in a sense of finding the way I was the most prepared, having both a Sat Nav and AA directions printed off.

I presume it was an omen that my directions were from the AA, as their emergency breakdown number stared at me when I managed to break down 59 miles away from Hull. Luckily I was moments away from the Hartshead Moor services when needing to stop. Fearing my gearbox was not right (judging by its refusal to go into 5th and horrific rattling); I had no option but to call and join the AA, much to their delight I’m sure.

The Hartshead Moor Services

After joining, my girlfriend, friend, brother and I were left to wait for a couple of hours for a recovery truck to come and take us the rest of the way.

Sitting in the passenger seat of a yellow van, on the motorway travelling at no quicker than 56mph and £200 worse off for an hour and a half is not exactly what I’d describe as the pinnacle of my life so far, or indeed my birthday trip, but on the bright side without the AA we would’ve not been going to Amsterdam.

By the time we finally arrived at the port, I had started to feel less sorry for my wounded bank balance, relieved that we’d still managed to get to the cruise.

The ship, named The Pride of Hull, Hull is one of the world’s largest ferries, with the facilities spread over 12 decks, holding 1,360 passengers. It was adequate for our 2 nights aboard, with all of the basics in the cabin; beds, toilet, shower and sink. There was enough entertainment, with several bars, performers, two cinemas, a café, restaurant, duty free shops and more. All of this, and being taken to and from Amsterdam was a bargain price for £72 for 2.

After an evening of enjoying the bars on offer, which were reasonably priced along with cheap cigarettes (£3.69 for 20 L&B) most of us went to bed ready for the 6a.m. wake up call, which I can assure you left the entire group regretting the decision not to go to sleep at a reasonable hour.

Some took advantage of the 90 minute bus journey into Amsterdam, having a light snooze, before we finally arrived where we’d paid to be, the capital and largest city of the Netherlands, with it’s historic canals, array of museums, and ‘coffeeshops’ if that’s your thing.

First things first, we needed breakfast. So we set off in search of Dutch cuisine; and found Subway.

My personal aim when I originally wanted to go to Amsterdam was to visit the Anne Frank House; this may be because I’m a history geek or it may not, but I and the others (appeared) slightly dejected when we saw the queue. We did however visit the sex museum, which was comical in parts, yet entertaining and interesting in others. Either way it was an eye-opening experience.

Click here to read my review of the sex museum.

Walking past the famous red lights was also an experience in itself. Not one of the women looked particularly inviting to passers by though, with sullen expressions and a lack of eye contact which was contrary to what I’d heard and read.

As it was only a day trip, and a hung over one for most of the group, we didn’t really get to see much more after wandering around, given the 6 hours we had. But for that reason alone I would love to return, possibly spending the night in Amsterdam.

After visiting a coffeeshop, and enjoying some more traditional Dutch food; in a Chinese restaurant, we then returned to catch the coach, and repeated the journey in reverse, and I dreaded what on Earth I was to do about my car when we got to Hull.

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Visiting The Venustempel

 
The Venustempel – The first museum of it’s kind

 

 

Amsterdam’s sex museum, The Venustempel (Venus Temple), is the oldest of its kind, being the first one opened in 1985. It is located at the heart of the busiest part of the city, Damrak.

Whilst some may think such museums are sordid and in poor taste, The Venustempel was not intended to be a tacky money maker for tourists to visit. Their website states that ‘there were museums for practically everything but sex’ before this museum was opened. They also claim that the point of the museum is to show ‘the most natural thing in the world’ as it is; something that has been ‘translated into a thousand and one different shapes and forms in the course of the centuries.’

The museum boasts an impressive, artistic collection of erotic pictures, paintings, objects and more, all gathered together personally by the museum owners, and then displayed for public viewing.

On your visit to The Venustempel you will witness how sex and indeed eroticism has evolved through time, from Greek and Roman artefacts, to galleries of pornography. There is also a Madame Tussauds style tribute to 1950’s sex symbol Marilyn Monroe’s famous blowing white dress moment in 1955 film The Seven Year Itch.

Marilyn Monroe's famous moment

Perhaps the most entertaining parts of the museum are the numerous human-size figures, who display different kinds of sexual acts. Some talk and some move, others are behind glass; particularly the majority of the display within the ‘Red Light District’ exhibit, which portrays a history of the famous area of Amsterdam, with the women behind their windows.

The museum is open from 09:30 until 23:30 and takes around 45 minutes to an hour to get around; which is great value for money given the admittance fee is just €4,00.

Visitors to the museum must be no younger than 16, and it is advisable to keep an open mind before going in and looking round, as parts of the museum are not suitable for those who are easily offended.

             Museum Information

  • Open daily from 09:30 until 23:30
  • Admission is €4,00
  • Strictly no under 16′s
  • Address: Damrak 18
    1012 LH Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Telephone: +31 (0) 20 622 8376
  • Website: http://www.sexmuseumamsterdam.nl/

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